A Dr. Suess Poem for You

             Have you done it on a boat?
            Have you done it with a goat?


            Have you done it in a bed?
            Have you done it with the dead?


            Have you done it in the ass?
            Have you done it, high on grass?


            Have you done it in the car?
            Have you simply gone too far?


            Have you done it on the beach?
            Have you done it with the teach?


            Have you done it on your back?
            Have you done it strapped to a rack?


            Have you done it in a box?
            Have you done it with a fox?


            Have you done it in a tree?
            Have you done it with more than three?


            Have you done it in the rain?
            Have you done it for the pain?


            Have you done it 'tween the tits?
            Have you done it wearing mitts?


            Have you done it packed in rubber?
            Have you done it undercover?


            Have you done it on a perch?
            Have you done it in a church?


            Have you done it with a virgin?
            Have you done it with a sturgeon?


            Have you done it with ropes and chains?
            Have you done it while insane?


            Have you done it on the stage?
            Have you done it underage?


            Have you done it with all your friends?
            Have you done it in both ends?


            Have you done it with your dog?
            Have you done it on a log?


            Have you done it under clamps?
            Have you done it with the lamps?


            Have you done it without style?
            Have you done it up a mile?


            Have you done it for all to see?
            Have you ever had VD?


            Have you done it on Mother's couch?
            Have you done it in your mouth?


            Have you done it while on tape?
            Have you done it out of shape?


            Have you done it on live TV?
            Have you done it whilst you pee?


            Have you done it in the gym?
            Have you done it on a whim?


            Have you done it on a dare?
            Do you really think we care?


            Answer these and count your "no"s,
            pray this number never grows.
            Fifty questions we asked thee,
            score times two is thy Purity.

The sky was dark

The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....

Sex Poem

Body: Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour

Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
The Guy Says He loves You
And You Believe Its True
But When Your Tummy Starts To Swell
He Says To Hell With You
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes
gettin laid

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!

roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.